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Even this description is AI generated (obviously). But the video is so bad that it might be verging on good..

Ever wonder what would happen if AI tried to write a documentary about a mysterious blue mold outbreak in Santa Cruz… from the perspective of a chill surfer named Zach? No? Well, you’re about to find out anyway.

In this gloriously unhinged video, our hero Zach takes us on a wild ride through a very real (read: absolutely fictional) mold invasion that’s turning surfboards into blue-glowing Swiss cheese. From wipeouts at Steamer Lane to late-night bonfires and spontaneous surfboard art installations, this AI-generated fever dream has it all—romance, suspense, compost-scented passion, and the casual suggestion that aliens might be involved.

It’s got the vibes of Point Break, the visuals of Avatar (if you squint and suspend disbelief), and the storytelling chops of a chatbot left unsupervised for five minutes.

So wax your organic bamboo board, hit play, and prepare to be totally, trippily confused. We don’t know what’s real anymore, and honestly, we don’t care. Just… don’t ask about the blue stuff. It’s a Santa Cruz thing.

🎥👇 Watch the madness unfold below.